FREE TOMORROW 31 MARCH 2014
Herb Knudsen, a mediocre line cook and even worse bowler, is making a mess of being a vampire. He just wants to crack some beers with Dallas and Stanley, not get fired again, and maybe, just maybe, get a date with Lois, the prettiest waitress in Trappersville. Reasonable enough desires, if it weren’t for the fangs.
He’s a little confused about how he got vamped. It certainly wasn’t like the movies. When his Maker finally does appear, he decides Herb isn’t worth the effort and leaves him to figure out this vampire stuff on his own. With no one to guide him, Herb fumbles into his newfound abilities, courting disaster with each bumbling step. Sure, there are some perks. The local stripper wants him, he can do this whammy mind-control thing, and he is getting a lot better at bowling. But he’s tired of living in Dallas’s shadow, and “Midwestern nice” is hard to pull off when you’re a bloodthirsty monster. Now the bodies are piling up and Dallas is growing suspicious. As the rivalry escalates between Herb and his best friend, Lois’s life hangs in the balance. Soon, keeping his dark secret becomes the least of Herb's concerns.
A beer and blood-soaked story about self-discovery, friendship and love, Wisconsin Vamp is as far from the usual vampire fare as Trappersville is from Transylvania. Booze, billiards, bake sales, babes, blood, bowling, bar fights, and karaoke. Who would’ve thought that being undead would make life so exciting?
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